Thursday, December 30, 2010

Vre Bacteremia Treatment

[Fic] [Translation] Gideon and his friend Gay and Caradura [Scott Pilgrim] [Gideon, Sassy Gay Friend]

And another translation. I'm with the monkey. The original can be read here .

For those who do not know the Sassy Gay Friend, apart from saying that out from under the rock where you live, it is best to look on You Tube.


-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-


This is Gideon Graves. Has just been abandoned by Ramona Flowers and is about to rant about it on Craigslist and form the League of Evil ex-boyfriend.

This could have been avoided if he had a gay friend and Caradura.

Gideon Graves
Status: Single from recently.
Notes: Immersed in a bottomless pit of rage and anger.

"That bitch, she thought. Nobody, nobody short with me. We will pay dearly. Oh, yes, pay for it. Not yet I know how, but OH, YES, PAY FOR THIS .

Gideon dropped the Blaze at the mere sight of the screen (well, it had dropped against all Ramona since he left). His next appointment with the therapist was not until the following weekend, was estranged from his family and his friends was Gideon's amazing, the stoic, the coolest man on the face of the Earth, so I would not call anyone who needed help and support. Absolutely.

Or a hug. But never admit, even in his heart.

Y This is when you choose to download the wonderful world of social networking.

"Twitter? No. There are too many people what was important.

"Facebook? Too many friends to just "sorry, man" in response to some states really depressing.

And then it happened. Craigslist. Of course. Search for your favorite link between and within seconds he was writing at speeds that even he knew he could reach.

PPM:
70 ☆ ☆ Ping! (WELL ) SEVENTY-FIVE 80 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 99 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( EXCELLENT ) CIEN ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 120 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 135 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( INCREDIBLE ) HUNDRED FIFTY ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! (FEAR ) HUNDRED ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! Ping! Ping! ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Somewhere, a burst counter.

And just as he prepared to press the enter button , the door swung open.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT! WHAT! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!

Amigo Gay and Caradura
State: Fabulous.
Notes: Almighty.

Gideon almost fell off his chair and stared at the man, waving his scarf, had just entered.

- Who the fuck ...?

"He said you were a bird to about to hang up something incredibly stupid on Craigslist.

Gideon collapsed on the couch.

-Ramona has left me.

-Ajam, "said the man, not at all impressed. And you were about to create a League Wicked to finally be defeated and disappear in a burst of coins (and talked about Canadian money, for heaven's sake) because you're a little sulking because of a break?

"Well, I will not be defeated, obviously. Win ...

"Please cupcake: 're trying to create a guild of villains. When have you seen it work? The hero always kick ass to the Evil League. So does the business, darling.

"Well ...

-Just as I thought.

- Ramona But ...!

- Ramona, Ramona, Ramona care who have told me in a coma! For now, for the love of Gucci. Look. You look like a schoolgirl obsessed! Now blow your, hit a pillow, take a Mocachino and go about your life.

"But me left ... Gideon protested.

- And? That leaves you free to find someone who appreciates you. The girls love the guys obscenely rich and emotionally unstable. Why do you think if there are the groupies ?

Gideon stopped to think about it.

-Mmm ... Are you coming to take a Mocachino me?

"Oh, bicuriosidad. Good sign. Of course I will, but before Craigslist cleared from your favorites.

Gideon nodded and returned to his computer.

"Come on, stupid bitch. It's a stupid bitch.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Doujinshi Dawn Ash Español

[Fic] [Translation] Bisexuality is fashionable lately [Scott Pilgrim ] [Gideon / Wallace] Lady Gaga

This fic is an English translation of one written by an anonymous. The original title is Bisexuality is so hip right now and can be read here.

Now we go to fiction.


-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-


"Bisexuality is very fashionable lately.

that sentence goes on in which Wallace has no interest. Simply engaged to keep busy kissing that mouth, a very nice mission and that Gideon is pretty good at that. Ends soon, unfortunately, because suddenly begins to laugh shakily against the jaw of Wallace.

"Not that you need 'cool points' extra, you know? But it is true.

Wallace believes that if it were not for that ass so, so fucking fuckable he has, he would have gone home alone. Slide both hands to Gideon, cramped rear gives it a distinct pleasure. Gideon loose a cry of surprise, inarticulate but satisfied, as grateful for the gesture, before turning his head to inspect the apartment.

- Where is Scott's bed? We should fuck in Scott's bed, no doubt.

What a smug, Wallace is in that state of drunkenness in which it seems one of those endearing putadas-of-good-roll that is worth doing, but there was a problem:

There's only one bed, dude. But it is good, I promise.

ends the sentence with a wink and driving back to his ankles Gideon run into the mattress and both fall on it, attesting to the comfort of it.

This would be the ideal time to get naked, but Gideon frowns and stands leaning on his elbows.

"Wait. You mean Pilgrim is also bi? You know he might just do it to be fashionable, Right? Wallace thinks

whether correct or not, but that only prolong the boring and nothing exciting night, so instead he leans over to begin to undo the shirt Gideon.

"Do not worry, handsome. Never use the term "fashionable" to describe Scott.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

How Much Tequila For Bucket Of Margarita Mix

hates Christmas and me both

Making a goose can be found out many interesting things.

Let's make an outline of the process that led me to discover something remarkable:

I was watching I VEF (Seen On Facebook) when I find a picture of a group called "I hate when you kill my friends and I have to pretend to have gone to the Canaries. "then I decide to try your luck with search suggestions from Google.

Among the pages is a news about Lady Gaga entitled" I hate the holidays because I am alone and miserable. "

turns out that Lady Gaga hates Christmas. It seems that in their concert in London last Thursday someone threw a stuffed Santa Claus on stage. What did Gaga? He snatched the head of a bite and stamped with his heel.

the doll, not the fans, mind you.

After ending the life of the detestable doll Gaga shouted "I hate the holidays! I am alone and miserable, fucking doll! ". Then threw the remains of the corpse to the audience and said "Now that I killed Santa ... What am I gonna do with you? ".


Okay, this was all for action, according Gaga, to pay tribute to those who were alone at Christmas. But the story is the same:

Lady Gaga Killed Father Christmas has



And this me leads to the warning every year (though I wish you and enter the Seseras not have to be saying the same thing every year):

HATE CHRISTMAS

I do not like the party, or symbolism, or the hypocrisy and materialism that loose.

Therefore I urge you NOT ME FELICITÉIS THE HOLIDAYS. I hate that. It's like being forced to celebrate. The worst thing is how you look when you say, as if you were a demon.

hate Christmas. I hate it with all my heart.

Last year notice and without But you, children of Satan bent on harass you with "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."

This year will be different: as someone makes use of the N word or surcaré AN air and ground (sea no, it is very cold) to find a lock button that allows you to enter more.

I do not think there is, but if any would use it.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

World War Ii Navy Cruisers For Sale

Soon a new section

As stated by the title, will soon have a new section devoted to interview people in my surroundings, both physical and Internet users and may even mentally. (?)

The name still is not not even thought of, but time to time.

The first respondent has already accepted and I have two other people thought of them maybe one accepts without problems. The other did not know her personally nor have I ever spoken with her, but that does not have to be an impediment. "MSN Charlan interviewers with respondents perhaps before asking them to answer the questions?

PS: Have you noticed the many labels that I have hardly any use?

PD2: I do not even talk about the amount of sections that have been abandoned.

PD3: Sons of fruit! My comentarívoro yellow monster dies! OH MY GOD! Comment, cushions!

Friday, November 19, 2010

How Much Drag Is In A Drag Suit

Ten drabbles: III - I ♥ Ten Strawberry

A petición de : Zephyrus

Fandom
: Scott Pilgrim

Personajes : Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim

I ♥ Strawberry

Scott se levantó temprano aquel día, sobre las cinco o séis. De la tarde. Hacía un par de días que no veía a Ramona y no contestaba al móvil. “Estará ocupada trabajando”, pensó. Así que decidió hace lo mismo que hizo para conocerla: hacer un pedido en Amazon.ca.

–Wallace "He called, where you have your credit card? I've forgotten the number. "Nobody answered. "Wallace?

then realized that Wallace was not. He began then to search everywhere for the credit card.

Just open the first drawer he opened a box that was written in red permanent marker "Do not open under any circumstances. Scott, I'm watching you. "

Dead of curiosity, opened the box. Inside was a smaller one that also had something written: "Scott, whore, your mother and I are very disappointed with you."

Scott, who as we know at this point do not pinch it hints, also opened this box.

Inside was a small notebook filled with decorative strawberry Strawberry word everywhere. On a piece was written "pao, pao, pao", underlined three times, among other things.

"There's no nothing," complained Scott. Ah! Wait! Can not be saved automatically number the last time I order?

Scott Wallace put the computer-the one who had, indeed, and click the Internet icon. Opened directly into a YouTube video with a degree in Japanese. Scott, curious, prepared to see it. It would be the worst decision you make in your life.

Then the music began to sound.

(...)

was eight o'clock at night when Wallace came home. Had had an appointment with Mobile throughout the day, but his mind was walking into something else.

had bought a whole bag of strawberries, her new obsession with the permission of the margaritas and other cocktails, from a few weeks ago.

-Scott, slut, I'm back, "he said as he opened the door. Have you done anything interesting today? Any evil ex-boyfriend against whom you have fought or another Asian child which have corrupted?

Somehow not surprised to see Scott in a fetal position on the corner of Dar Pena: It was not the first time or last-to be traumatized by something. Still remember the day that Kim taught 2girls1cup.

"Okay, what guts you have now broken? Have you seen Mr. Hands or something? "Then she noticed the computer. Have you been rummaging through my stuff!

Wallace set out to turn off the computer, still reproducing the video. However, his strength was greater: the screen appeared three men dressed as women singing in Japanese.

Wallace A particularly liked one of them, the most robust, with the afro and with the hair. In the box also had a picture of this man, but with glasses drawn.

Wallace muttered "Oh, totally entranced," I love you, Strawberry Yazima. ♥

Friday, November 5, 2010

Is There Still Skiing In April

Drabble: II - (-) rabbits and (+) Ten

A request: Miia

Fandom: Organization XIII Role

Characters: Kerloxsand, Gilleux and "White Rabbit?

De (-) rabbits and (+) carrots

The eternal black sky is overcast The World That Never Was. Uncloak Who? The disembodied disembodied uncloaker will uncloak good will.
Gilleux thought
These words from the window his room in Castle Oblivion, which denoted their boredom.

"I wish he thought was Leksi here with me.

She blushed at the thought of his beloved Leksi, human.

But without warning, appeared a white rabbit with American and pocket watch by the door, shouting:

- It is late, how late it is! I go, I go, I'm going! I cut the head!

Curious, Gilleux ran after him. Anything was better than thinking absurd twister that never existed. Several corridors

ran until he ran into a door that had never seen. Opened without hesitation and soon found himself in a strange garden of carrots.

- What world is this? "Hundred Acre Wood, perhaps? Rabbit looks like the house ... Not white, the other, tried to be corrected. Uff, I'm making a mess cock.

- Picha! "Came a voice behind him.

The disembodied turned around, but found nothing but carrots.

- Who's there?

- A carrot! "Said the voice.

Gilleux looked down and was even more surprised because I had spoken to had been a carrot deformed. Wait, was not a carrot ...

- Is that a ...?

- JET! Cried a voice.

Then, the earth came a red-haired man naked. Yes, the carrot was their genital pendulum. Gilleux was quick to recognize the man under moist soil stains.

- Kerloxsand? What are you ...? -Gilleux could not finish his sentence because he was too busy watching that hypnotic pendulum. How did you get there?

-rabbit hired to bring you here in exchange for not cutting off his head. And now, FEEL THE POWER OF THE STREAM THAT NEVER WAS INTENDED TO BE, BUT THAT WAS ANYWAY.

not had to repeat it twice in five seconds, the incorporeal Young was also naked.

"Now that's fast Kerloxsand said. Where did you get that speed?

-is the result of seventeen years without dipping.

- How old are you, kid?

"Sixteen, seventeen," who cares?! FUCK!

Gilleux Kerloxsand lunged with his metaphorical sword drawn, and before he can start doing unclean things with his superior ... awoke.

- NOOO! Hell, no! He rushed up from his bed and looked at his watch bunnies on the table, pointing at five in the morning. Jooo was only a dream.

Someone knocked on your door then.
-N
XXI, wake up. It was the voice of Kerloxsand. We have a mission in the Hundred Acre Wood. Something about some carrots or the like.

With a new hope in your heart, Gilleux got up and changed his pajamas rabbits by the uniform of the Organization. That's right: no underpants, which hindered.

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Best Facial Compilation

carrots Drabble: I - Is it better to pink or yellow?

A request: Vikokaoru.

Fandom: Crossover (Hetalia, Harry Potter and Pokemon).

Characters: Feliks Łukasiewicz, Severus Snape and Pikachu.

Before: This story is an AU (Alternate Universe), that I mean I've changed some things for curdling the characters in the same universe. I used the universe is based on Harry Potter. Now, Feliks not be the nation of Poland, but a Gryffindor student who attends Potions class. Pikachu, for its part, will be a magical creature and so are Potterverso elves or erumpents.

Better pink or yellow?

- One hundred points from Gryffindor! Shouted the teacher. A creature yellow and red cheeks had jumped to his table in the middle of Potions class.

- Jo! "Complained the owner of the animal fair. So, why? Sir

Lukasievic ...

-Łukasiewicz, "corrected the student.

- not correct me! He knows he is forbidden to bring pets to class.

- But if Pikachu is super cute, that is so cute!

- Another hundred points lower and my office after class!

were all words that were said about the pikachu to the end of classes. Professor Snape was sitting at his desk, calling the work of first-year students on the functions of the Wolfsbane potion. As it was customary, benefited the students in her home. He looked up when he heard the door ring.

"Come, sir Łukasiewicz.

- How to know who he was? Feliks

Snape came and saw the rat carrying in his arms almost explodes.

- But again with this despicable creature?! Thousand Points ...!

professor stopped to see how gualdo pikachu was no longer, but a fluorescent pink.

"Merlin's beard, what did you do the bug? "Severus was paler if fit.

"It's that yellow as I do not like. Pink is better, sa'es?! "The Gryffindor grinned from ear to ear.

- Of course not! The color pink is a frightening, child. His original yellow was much better. Even if it was green ...

- green mucus? "Feliks made a horrible grimace of disgust. So, no! Pink is God of death!

- Yellow!

- Rosa!

long while they were discussing whether it was better a pikachu pink or yellow. So much so that the rodent will head started hurting and could not more, jumped from the arms of Feliks and already in the ground, pushed him from behind with his small but strong head. By inertia, Feliks collided with the teacher and fell to the floor, or drinking unintentionally came across his lips.

After ten seconds without moving, staring at each other with eyes wide to serve pizza, rose still in shock.

"Better not let us talk about this ever.

"I swear by Snoopy, prof.

The evening continued as usual, with the teacher correcting student work and punished by cleaning the potions classroom. What I do not know is that the pink pikachu, which was "cuquísimo of death" but very mischievous, he had taken a liking to it to push your lips I love the teacher, giving little gemiditos each time he did. Not less than ten times again to make theirs the rodent during the next month. Must see what horny ways to get the bug is this.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Swim-how Much Drag Is In A Drag Suit

The Challenge of Delivery

Who sent me to get into these things? Anyway, the word of the challenges should not be taken in vain.

the first ten (not nine or eleven. Discards the twelve) people to comment on this post have the right to ask to write a drabble with the couple or the character want. In turn, those who request a drabble should do the same is his blog (if any) regardless of their writing skills.

As I asked my girlfriend a (your LiveJournal is just for friends, so if you get permission hang when I finish the drabble) I have to do the same. Also, I have wanted to write something different.

The fandoms I control are:

-Pokémon (only the main game)

-Digimon (only the first two seasons)

-Young Avengers Harry Potter


-Hetalia


-Scott Pilgrim (I have already completed all tomos, así que acepto cualquier cosa de este fandom)

-Padre de Familia

-Kingdom Hearts

-Friends

-Organization XIII Rol (sí, mi foro hace un fandom muy especial. Pero sólo acepto usuarios muy promientes, como Kerloxsand, Miia, Renvax o Gilleux)

Eso es todo (de verdad que eso es todo). No acepto otros fandoms, lo siento.

¿Cómo pido mi drabble?

Lo básico que debéis aclarar es, primero, el fandom. Después me decís el personaje o la pareja. Acepto cualquier tipo de parejas, incluso si son crack (¿Aerith/Merlín? ¡Puedes apostar tu peludo culo a que lo haré!). Finally, the prompt. What is prompt? It is a word or phrase of inspiration for the Drabble. You can be one word (Strawberry, Spring) or phrase (Scott, you'll always be my bitch) and will usually be the title of the drabble.

What I can and I can not ask?

As I said before, I will not accept fandoms that are not on the list. Nor accept guidance on how to make Drabble (things like "I want a drabble of which is fighting Riku Xehanort and Kairi is thinking"). What we do accept are small clarification as to the type of romance (not reciprocated, fraternal, erotic, etc.), the Gender, of course (no gore agree, bashing, Mpreg or lemon) and any combination of characters (the number does not matter, so I can ask for a Demyx / Roxas / Axel / Larxene / Pluto without problems and see that the fact that crack does not matter).

And I think that's all. Here is the list of outstanding drabbles (when you post one put a link to the topic.)

-Drables-
1: Vikokaoru , Poland / Pikachu / Snape (Hetalia / Pokemon / Harry Potter), "Better pink or yellow? " (Done)
2: Mia , Kerloxsand / Gilleux / White Rabbit (Organization XIII Role), " De (-) rabbits and (+) carrots. "(Done)
3: Reuben, Joey / Chandler / Goofy (Friends / Kingdom Hearts)," meatball sandwich. "We are going through, Mamom . I love.
4: Kyaroru , Renvax / Alice / Gilleux (Organization XIII Role), " The Edible Ansem Dildo! .
5: Zephyrus, Wallace (Scott Pilgrim) "I ♥ Strawberry .
6: (Blank)
7: (Blank)
8: (Blank)
9: (Empty)
10: (Blank)

PS: If you ask Wallace drabbles Wells will love you for life.

PD2: I want to sing it at karaoke!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Lotta Topp Su Wilkipedia

drabbles Let's fix a little thing

I have said several times in the late innings that Harry Potter made his debut on Tuesday 19. I have to correct that, but it is 19 next month.

Sorry if someone too excited then went to the movies with the intention of seeing it and found that it really is not.