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This is Gideon Graves. Has just been abandoned by Ramona Flowers and is about to rant about it on Craigslist and form the League of Evil ex-boyfriend.
This could have been avoided if he had a gay friend and Caradura.
Gideon GravesStatus: Single from recently.Notes: Immersed in a bottomless pit of rage and anger.
"That bitch, she thought. Nobody, nobody short with me. We will pay dearly. Oh, yes, pay for it. Not yet I know how, but OH, YES, PAY FOR THIS .
Gideon dropped the Blaze at the mere sight of the screen (well, it had dropped against all Ramona since he left). His next appointment with the therapist was not until the following weekend, was estranged from his family and his friends was Gideon's amazing, the stoic, the coolest man on the face of the Earth, so I would not call anyone who needed help and support. Absolutely.
Or a hug. But never admit, even in his heart.
Y This is when you choose to download the wonderful world of social networking.
"Twitter? No. There are too many people what was important.
"Facebook? Too many friends to just "sorry, man" in response to some states really depressing.
And then it happened. Craigslist. Of course. Search for your favorite link between and within seconds he was writing at speeds that even he knew he could reach.
PPM:
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70 ☆ ☆ Ping! (WELL ) SEVENTY-FIVE 80 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 99 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( EXCELLENT ) CIEN ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 120 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 135 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( INCREDIBLE ) HUNDRED FIFTY ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! (FEAR ) HUNDRED ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! Ping! Ping! ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
Somewhere, a burst counter.
And just as he prepared to press the enter button , the door swung open.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT! WHAT! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
Amigo Gay and CaraduraState: Fabulous.Notes: Almighty.
Gideon almost fell off his chair and stared at the man, waving his scarf, had just entered.
- Who the fuck ...?
"He said you were a bird to about to hang up something incredibly stupid on Craigslist.
Gideon collapsed on the couch.
-Ramona has left me.
-Ajam, "said the man, not at all impressed. And you were about to create a League Wicked to finally be defeated and disappear in a burst of coins (and talked about Canadian money, for heaven's sake) because you're a little sulking because of a break?
"Well, I will not be defeated, obviously. Win ...
"Please cupcake: 're trying to create a guild of villains. When have you seen it work? The hero always kick ass to the Evil League. So does the business, darling.
"Well ...
-Just as I thought.
- Ramona But ...!
- Ramona, Ramona, Ramona care who have told me in a coma! For now, for the love of Gucci. Look. You look like a schoolgirl obsessed! Now blow your, hit a pillow, take a Mocachino and go about your life.
"But me left ... Gideon protested.
- And? That leaves you free to find someone who appreciates you. The girls love the guys obscenely rich and emotionally unstable. Why do you think if there are the groupies ?
Gideon stopped to think about it.
-Mmm ... Are you coming to take a Mocachino me?
"Oh, bicuriosidad. Good sign. Of course I will, but before Craigslist cleared from your favorites.
Gideon nodded and returned to his computer.
"Come on, stupid bitch. It's a stupid bitch.