How Much Drag Is In A Drag Suit

Ten drabbles: III - I ♥ Ten Strawberry

A petición de : Zephyrus

Fandom : Scott Pilgrim

Personajes : Wallace Wells, Scott Pilgrim

I ♥ Strawberry

Scott se levantó temprano aquel día, sobre las cinco o séis. De la tarde. Hacía un par de días que no veía a Ramona y no contestaba al móvil. “Estará ocupada trabajando”, pensó. Así que decidió hace lo mismo que hizo para conocerla: hacer un pedido en Amazon.ca.

–Wallace "He called, where you have your credit card? I've forgotten the number. "Nobody answered. "Wallace?

then realized that Wallace was not. He began then to search everywhere for the credit card.

Just open the first drawer he opened a box that was written in red permanent marker "Do not open under any circumstances. Scott, I'm watching you. "

Dead of curiosity, opened the box. Inside was a smaller one that also had something written: "Scott, whore, your mother and I are very disappointed with you."

Scott, who as we know at this point do not pinch it hints, also opened this box.

Inside was a small notebook filled with decorative strawberry Strawberry word everywhere. On a piece was written "pao, pao, pao", underlined three times, among other things.

"There's no nothing," complained Scott. Ah! Wait! Can not be saved automatically number the last time I order?

Scott Wallace put the computer-the one who had, indeed, and click the Internet icon. Opened directly into a YouTube video with a degree in Japanese. Scott, curious, prepared to see it. It would be the worst decision you make in your life.

Then the music began to sound.

(...)

was eight o'clock at night when Wallace came home. Had had an appointment with Mobile throughout the day, but his mind was walking into something else.

had bought a whole bag of strawberries, her new obsession with the permission of the margaritas and other cocktails, from a few weeks ago.

-Scott, slut, I'm back, "he said as he opened the door. Have you done anything interesting today? Any evil ex-boyfriend against whom you have fought or another Asian child which have corrupted?

Somehow not surprised to see Scott in a fetal position on the corner of Dar Pena: It was not the first time or last-to be traumatized by something. Still remember the day that Kim taught 2girls1cup.

"Okay, what guts you have now broken? Have you seen Mr. Hands or something? "Then she noticed the computer. Have you been rummaging through my stuff!

Wallace set out to turn off the computer, still reproducing the video. However, his strength was greater: the screen appeared three men dressed as women singing in Japanese.

Wallace A particularly liked one of them, the most robust, with the afro and with the hair. In the box also had a picture of this man, but with glasses drawn.

Wallace muttered "Oh, totally entranced," I love you, Strawberry Yazima. ♥

Is There Still Skiing In April

Drabble: II - (-) rabbits and (+) Ten

A request: Miia

Fandom: Organization XIII Role

Characters: Kerloxsand, Gilleux and "White Rabbit?

De (-) rabbits and (+) carrots

The eternal black sky is overcast The World That Never Was. Uncloak Who? The disembodied disembodied uncloaker will uncloak good will.
Gilleux thought
These words from the window his room in Castle Oblivion, which denoted their boredom.

"I wish he thought was Leksi here with me.

She blushed at the thought of his beloved Leksi, human.

But without warning, appeared a white rabbit with American and pocket watch by the door, shouting:

- It is late, how late it is! I go, I go, I'm going! I cut the head!

Curious, Gilleux ran after him. Anything was better than thinking absurd twister that never existed. Several corridors

ran until he ran into a door that had never seen. Opened without hesitation and soon found himself in a strange garden of carrots.

- What world is this? "Hundred Acre Wood, perhaps? Rabbit looks like the house ... Not white, the other, tried to be corrected. Uff, I'm making a mess cock.

- Picha! "Came a voice behind him.

The disembodied turned around, but found nothing but carrots.

- Who's there?

- A carrot! "Said the voice.

Gilleux looked down and was even more surprised because I had spoken to had been a carrot deformed. Wait, was not a carrot ...

- Is that a ...?

- JET! Cried a voice.

Then, the earth came a red-haired man naked. Yes, the carrot was their genital pendulum. Gilleux was quick to recognize the man under moist soil stains.

- Kerloxsand? What are you ...? -Gilleux could not finish his sentence because he was too busy watching that hypnotic pendulum. How did you get there?

-rabbit hired to bring you here in exchange for not cutting off his head. And now, FEEL THE POWER OF THE STREAM THAT NEVER WAS INTENDED TO BE, BUT THAT WAS ANYWAY.

not had to repeat it twice in five seconds, the incorporeal Young was also naked.

"Now that's fast Kerloxsand said. Where did you get that speed?

-is the result of seventeen years without dipping.

- How old are you, kid?

"Sixteen, seventeen," who cares?! FUCK!

Gilleux Kerloxsand lunged with his metaphorical sword drawn, and before he can start doing unclean things with his superior ... awoke.

- NOOO! Hell, no! He rushed up from his bed and looked at his watch bunnies on the table, pointing at five in the morning. Jooo was only a dream.

Someone knocked on your door then.
-N
XXI, wake up. It was the voice of Kerloxsand. We have a mission in the Hundred Acre Wood. Something about some carrots or the like.

With a new hope in your heart, Gilleux got up and changed his pajamas rabbits by the uniform of the Organization. That's right: no underpants, which hindered.