Friday, January 21, 2011

When Are Premium Bonds Drawn Each Month?

Victory Dance Free.

Like the sun at dawn I am free, like the sea.

WARNING: This entry contains many gifs and postpartum groups. If you have a slow Internet connection can not load the page normally. And if you're very sensitive or extremely impressionable may cause you trauma.

That is: I've finished exams. FUCK YEAH!



But before relating my thrilling adventures, let me show you my happiness through the ancient art of dance:



is difficult to translate into words. And considering what I have to suffer, every time I tried to get to study my roommates began to get scandal. Felt like killing them.



I'm going to tell a bit about how everything went. Let us begin with the first review:

1) English language, Monday 17

I was fully confident the test. What? As what always happens: you think you know, see the review y. ..



'll pass do not know whether or suspend. I did the best I could test without leaving any blanks ... Or I left something in white? I do not remember me.

2) English Language, Wednesday 19

This review was afraid the whole world. And the teacher, whose name can only remember a few and it is known as Umbridge (and rightly so) - is very "special": I stopped by the most preposterous reasons. What have the lyrics too big? Suspense. Can not make the justified paragraph (and talked about writing by hand, not machine)? Suspense. What do the eels a little short in spite of claramenre display is an element and no other letter? Suspense. She is just as Machiavellian.



When I got it and read the questions gave me a drop, as they do not understand anything. Evidence of this is the first responses was:

1) Give an example of adjective elated. Fatal
. "I feel terrible."

2) Give an example of preposition with brand management.
A. "I want to go home."

3) Give an example of a sentence containing a verb acting as direct object.
"I want to die."


However, I steeled myself and I was answering the questions which carrier ninja Disco Stick. (?)



This test can take two things:

First possibility: adopt and do the dance of victory with all my teammates.



Second chance: stop, go get my supplies of salt and carry me to a certain witch.



Athena That is what you want (but do not kill people like me off anyone.)

3) linguistics applied to translation, Thursday 20

I do not know the rest, but I was confident. Contrary to what many expect, no, it was not unexpected. In fact, it was so easy that when the teacher gave the test and asked if there was doubt, a colleague asked

- Is this the real test?

-What? You mean this shit is the real exam?!

Four short-answer questions. What more could you want?

I have a funny story about this test: I wrote " formemas " instead of " morphemes." Twice. Let my dyslexia.



If you do not approve of me I'll end up pulling the train tracks, it would be more foolish from Earth.

4) Arabic Language, Friday 21

We'll see. No, study Arabic is not difficult. Moreover, it has been the easiest exam of all (more than that of Linguistics, believe me).

This test not only I'm going to pass, but I hope eight and a half later. Take a simple seven in this review would be a downturn (even when approved would give me a drop). Do you know what it means for me not to take outstanding in Arabic? Can you even imagine the psychosis that I enter?



But come on, no doubt get a very good note.

Well then, we, men and other grotesque mine, this has been my boring week of exams.



now have to start the second semester, which is following close on the subject of European Literatures in which we are asked to read four books.

not get me wrong: I love reading. But four books in four months is fat too, right? I guess reading.



But then, as reading is my passion I guess it will not be so hard. Moreover, read Hamlet , The Divine Comedy, The Odyssey and Madame Bovary in four months will be a breeze.



And finally, yes, I love Lady Gaga. Is something that I like or what? I also love The Lonely Island and this, THIS is pure orgasm:

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Retirement Homes In The Gta

official unauthorized biography of Pearl Shumajer

I'm bored, I have a test tomorrow and I have wanted to write something, so I pulled one thing I wrote in a moment of boredom last summer.

official Unauthorized Biography:

P erla S humajer

I
, Pearl Shumajer, real real name Pamela Pardo Muñoz Muñoz Sarmiento Gonzales was born, I was born and saw the light first After the May 11, 1988. Today I have: 22 years, spring, the Earth turns around the sun and cycles of 365 days (plus one for each leap year).

a clear day I was born relampegeante. My mother was wearing: pink nightgown, red sweater, white pants with a red bow, bunny-shaped slippers. The nurse wore: blue nurse shirt, blue pants nurse shoes, white nurse and a nurse cap blue puppies. Not wearing underwear, he was a gay, homosexual, queer, inverted, sodomite, deviant and sinful he loved, wanted and loved much the concierge and was the love of his life. I was wearing: a diaper white, I am not like those indecent babies come into the world naked as models of Maxim, I am a decent woman.

As my mom lay me to another room with other babies. There, the nurse secretly had sex with the janitor, who was also gay, homosexual, queer, inverted, sodomite, deviant and sinful but as he himself was decent boxers wore yellow, white shirt, beige jacket and beige trousers. Watch, look and see how the nurse asks the concierge espicha penis while I wondered was why I started writing fics gays. Later I learned that the nurse and the concierge were married marriage and pregnancy were not touching male breast or vagina but spreading the semester [...].

Will it continue?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Nightmare Campus Movie

Politically Incorrect

Normal

Politically Incorrect 2:

Assange papers

D. papers say Julian, as their website Wikileaks the documents available to the Secretary of State, and many more, filtered, apparently, no one knows if a patriot or a traitor. I think he's in jail, not because be.

It's funny how everything that appears in the famous notes, do not question its veracity. If from a U.S. Embassy or Consulate sends a report, it is clear that it considered to be true. The list of informants seems to be quite long and I have no reason to think that you lie to the officer with whom they meet. I can think of several questions: What is interesting for anyone who passes information to the Americans, that these issues are known? Do you get a price for the information, either in money or influence? or indeed as it appears in the newspapers, do you speak of things at least have a duty to not disclose on them, if they are not category of secrets, they're nerds? It occurs to me that perhaps the rates of the embassies are the good guys of spies and therefore much smarter than others. While the others are our own.

I've always had great respect for press correspondents, radio and television all over the world and the information you are arriving on time, regardless of the country where they are, whether in peace or in full war. After the famous role of Mr. Assange some media would have us believe that he has born a new journalism and what we saw, heard or we read was, apparently, the superficiality of the lives of countries in which they work. It will, perhaps, that do not relate to the natives of these places and therefore they miss the most important. The universities that are studying journalism, they should hire a few teachers from the staff of U.S. diplomacy. Undoubtedly, they would learn with them to get all information at this point is missed and that people are wanting to know.

Moreover, this man is being persecuted by the evil Swedes as agents of the Americans. This Angel of Truth, has thought about writing his memoirs, for which and according to press reports, may charge the not inconsiderable amount of 1.2 million euros. He said: "I need to defend myself, I've already spent 300,000 pounds in legal costs" in the same newspaper, which gives this information is put into question the veracity of his words about the cost of his defense.

39 years of life can go a long way in a memoir, especially if you explain in detail their sexual and emotional life, his time in jail Vitoria in which his life was in danger, etc. you want, I feel sorry for this man as he checked out, having lived on borrowed time, while on parole, in the small cottage, 225 years old, one of his guards in Norfolk, England.

threatened to publish secret documents of a large bank, but so far nothing has appeared, why is that? papers fever seems to refer in general, and in the newspapers with which it had reached an agreement for publication.

Possibly there is a need to change journalism, but I believe in the good work of foreign correspondents, as well as those in Spain work every day, without having to obtain the information so unorthodox.

How did the story of D. Julian? Go figure.

Quinine Dichloromethane

Security Roles and Euskotren

Politically Incorrect 1

Va spies, patriots, traitors and supporters of freedom ... ...

In recent weeks, various reports have been published about the roles of the Department of State, U.S. of America in its relations with leaders of all countries. They are told in private conversations and others surely less so, always in words of any officer or American ambassador and therefore the bias point of view of the guy in question.

In my view, not only gossip and jokes that reveal the papers in question, since it seems clear that the pressures are different governments to take measures to promote U.S. interests or citizens and companies. I think no one will tear their hair out by these facts, which many recognize as the work of any diplomat. Another thing is the rudeness with which, I understand, are manifested in many cases revealing the arrogance of American government.

is talk of the need for transparency in all acts of governments and citizens have the right to know. Okay, I have no doubt about it, but to know the truth, not the story that a "friend" tells me that I in turn interpret it to satisfy pays me the salary.

I came to mind a spy movie, which were obliged to steal secret project plans, meet industrial strategies and policies, to know where a country is more or less friend. Poison to bring decisions closer to what interests them, try to change governments, etc. That is the role, apparently, of the American embassies.

For roles of the famous American State Department, it appears that filters the information who is a holy man and the newspapers that published the champions of democracy because they allow us to know things that we hide and therefore make us more free.

I thought, and I think, to enter a home or office and take something, a document or other thing, it was a steal! The thief does not want to profit from what has been taken, but think you may have morbid you know what he has achieved, and what happens to some experts to do what they see fit: to publish. How can they call the latter? Perhaps complicit in theft? Who stands up for what is ethical or not, in this case? Would you think it was leaked sensitive information to individuals or of any company, including media, obtained through espionage, or other?

I think our freedom is seriously threatened.