Like the sun at dawn I am free, like the sea.
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That is: I've finished exams. FUCK YEAH!
But before relating my thrilling adventures, let me show you my happiness through the ancient art of dance:
is difficult to translate into words. And considering what I have to suffer, every time I tried to get to study my roommates began to get scandal. Felt like killing them.
I'm going to tell a bit about how everything went. Let us begin with the first review:
1) English language, Monday 17
I was fully confident the test. What? As what always happens: you think you know, see the review y. ..
'll pass do not know whether or suspend. I did the best I could test without leaving any blanks ... Or I left something in white? I do not remember me.
2) English Language, Wednesday 19
This review was afraid the whole world. And the teacher, whose name can only remember a few and it is known as Umbridge (and rightly so) - is very "special": I stopped by the most preposterous reasons. What have the lyrics too big? Suspense. Can not make the justified paragraph (and talked about writing by hand, not machine)? Suspense. What do the eels a little short in spite of claramenre display is an element and no other letter? Suspense. She is just as Machiavellian.
When I got it and read the questions gave me a drop, as they do not understand anything. Evidence of this is the first responses was:
1) Give an example of adjective elated. Fatal
. "I feel terrible."
2) Give an example of preposition with brand management.
A. "I want to go home."
3) Give an example of a sentence containing a verb acting as direct object.
"I want to die."
However, I steeled myself and I was answering the questions which carrier ninja Disco Stick. (?)
This test can take two things:
First possibility: adopt and do the dance of victory with all my teammates.
Second chance: stop, go get my supplies of salt and carry me to a certain witch.
Athena That is what you want (but do not kill people like me off anyone.)
3) linguistics applied to translation, Thursday 20
I do not know the rest, but I was confident. Contrary to what many expect, no, it was not unexpected. In fact, it was so easy that when the teacher gave the test and asked if there was doubt, a colleague asked
- Is this the real test?
Four short-answer questions. What more could you want?
I have a funny story about this test: I wrote " formemas " instead of " morphemes." Twice. Let my dyslexia.
If you do not approve of me I'll end up pulling the train tracks, it would be more foolish from Earth.
4) Arabic Language, Friday 21
We'll see. No, study Arabic is not difficult. Moreover, it has been the easiest exam of all (more than that of Linguistics, believe me).
This test not only I'm going to pass, but I hope eight and a half later. Take a simple seven in this review would be a downturn (even when approved would give me a drop). Do you know what it means for me not to take outstanding in Arabic? Can you even imagine the psychosis that I enter?
But come on, no doubt get a very good note.
Well then, we, men and other grotesque mine, this has been my boring week of exams.
now have to start the second semester, which is following close on the subject of European Literatures in which we are asked to read four books.
not get me wrong: I love reading. But four books in four months is fat too, right? I guess reading.
But then, as reading is my passion I guess it will not be so hard. Moreover, read Hamlet , The Divine Comedy, The Odyssey and Madame Bovary in four months will be a breeze.
And finally, yes, I love Lady Gaga. Is something that I like or what? I also love The Lonely Island and this, THIS is pure orgasm:
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