Thursday, December 30, 2010

Vre Bacteremia Treatment

[Fic] [Translation] Gideon and his friend Gay and Caradura [Scott Pilgrim] [Gideon, Sassy Gay Friend]

And another translation. I'm with the monkey. The original can be read here .

For those who do not know the Sassy Gay Friend, apart from saying that out from under the rock where you live, it is best to look on You Tube.


-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-


This is Gideon Graves. Has just been abandoned by Ramona Flowers and is about to rant about it on Craigslist and form the League of Evil ex-boyfriend.

This could have been avoided if he had a gay friend and Caradura.

Gideon Graves
Status: Single from recently.
Notes: Immersed in a bottomless pit of rage and anger.

"That bitch, she thought. Nobody, nobody short with me. We will pay dearly. Oh, yes, pay for it. Not yet I know how, but OH, YES, PAY FOR THIS .

Gideon dropped the Blaze at the mere sight of the screen (well, it had dropped against all Ramona since he left). His next appointment with the therapist was not until the following weekend, was estranged from his family and his friends was Gideon's amazing, the stoic, the coolest man on the face of the Earth, so I would not call anyone who needed help and support. Absolutely.

Or a hug. But never admit, even in his heart.

Y This is when you choose to download the wonderful world of social networking.

"Twitter? No. There are too many people what was important.

"Facebook? Too many friends to just "sorry, man" in response to some states really depressing.

And then it happened. Craigslist. Of course. Search for your favorite link between and within seconds he was writing at speeds that even he knew he could reach.

PPM:
70 ☆ ☆ Ping! (WELL ) SEVENTY-FIVE 80 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 99 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( EXCELLENT ) CIEN ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 120 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 135 ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! ( INCREDIBLE ) HUNDRED FIFTY ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! (FEAR ) HUNDRED ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Ping! Ping! Ping! ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Somewhere, a burst counter.

And just as he prepared to press the enter button , the door swung open.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT! WHAT! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!

Amigo Gay and Caradura
State: Fabulous.
Notes: Almighty.

Gideon almost fell off his chair and stared at the man, waving his scarf, had just entered.

- Who the fuck ...?

"He said you were a bird to about to hang up something incredibly stupid on Craigslist.

Gideon collapsed on the couch.

-Ramona has left me.

-Ajam, "said the man, not at all impressed. And you were about to create a League Wicked to finally be defeated and disappear in a burst of coins (and talked about Canadian money, for heaven's sake) because you're a little sulking because of a break?

"Well, I will not be defeated, obviously. Win ...

"Please cupcake: 're trying to create a guild of villains. When have you seen it work? The hero always kick ass to the Evil League. So does the business, darling.

"Well ...

-Just as I thought.

- Ramona But ...!

- Ramona, Ramona, Ramona care who have told me in a coma! For now, for the love of Gucci. Look. You look like a schoolgirl obsessed! Now blow your, hit a pillow, take a Mocachino and go about your life.

"But me left ... Gideon protested.

- And? That leaves you free to find someone who appreciates you. The girls love the guys obscenely rich and emotionally unstable. Why do you think if there are the groupies ?

Gideon stopped to think about it.

-Mmm ... Are you coming to take a Mocachino me?

"Oh, bicuriosidad. Good sign. Of course I will, but before Craigslist cleared from your favorites.

Gideon nodded and returned to his computer.

"Come on, stupid bitch. It's a stupid bitch.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Doujinshi Dawn Ash Español

[Fic] [Translation] Bisexuality is fashionable lately [Scott Pilgrim ] [Gideon / Wallace] Lady Gaga

This fic is an English translation of one written by an anonymous. The original title is Bisexuality is so hip right now and can be read here.

Now we go to fiction.


-xoxoxoxoxoxoxo-


"Bisexuality is very fashionable lately.

that sentence goes on in which Wallace has no interest. Simply engaged to keep busy kissing that mouth, a very nice mission and that Gideon is pretty good at that. Ends soon, unfortunately, because suddenly begins to laugh shakily against the jaw of Wallace.

"Not that you need 'cool points' extra, you know? But it is true.

Wallace believes that if it were not for that ass so, so fucking fuckable he has, he would have gone home alone. Slide both hands to Gideon, cramped rear gives it a distinct pleasure. Gideon loose a cry of surprise, inarticulate but satisfied, as grateful for the gesture, before turning his head to inspect the apartment.

- Where is Scott's bed? We should fuck in Scott's bed, no doubt.

What a smug, Wallace is in that state of drunkenness in which it seems one of those endearing putadas-of-good-roll that is worth doing, but there was a problem:

There's only one bed, dude. But it is good, I promise.

ends the sentence with a wink and driving back to his ankles Gideon run into the mattress and both fall on it, attesting to the comfort of it.

This would be the ideal time to get naked, but Gideon frowns and stands leaning on his elbows.

"Wait. You mean Pilgrim is also bi? You know he might just do it to be fashionable, Right? Wallace thinks

whether correct or not, but that only prolong the boring and nothing exciting night, so instead he leans over to begin to undo the shirt Gideon.

"Do not worry, handsome. Never use the term "fashionable" to describe Scott.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

How Much Tequila For Bucket Of Margarita Mix

hates Christmas and me both

Making a goose can be found out many interesting things.

Let's make an outline of the process that led me to discover something remarkable:

I was watching I VEF (Seen On Facebook) when I find a picture of a group called "I hate when you kill my friends and I have to pretend to have gone to the Canaries. "then I decide to try your luck with search suggestions from Google.

Among the pages is a news about Lady Gaga entitled" I hate the holidays because I am alone and miserable. "

turns out that Lady Gaga hates Christmas. It seems that in their concert in London last Thursday someone threw a stuffed Santa Claus on stage. What did Gaga? He snatched the head of a bite and stamped with his heel.

the doll, not the fans, mind you.

After ending the life of the detestable doll Gaga shouted "I hate the holidays! I am alone and miserable, fucking doll! ". Then threw the remains of the corpse to the audience and said "Now that I killed Santa ... What am I gonna do with you? ".


Okay, this was all for action, according Gaga, to pay tribute to those who were alone at Christmas. But the story is the same:

Lady Gaga Killed Father Christmas has



And this me leads to the warning every year (though I wish you and enter the Seseras not have to be saying the same thing every year):

HATE CHRISTMAS

I do not like the party, or symbolism, or the hypocrisy and materialism that loose.

Therefore I urge you NOT ME FELICITÉIS THE HOLIDAYS. I hate that. It's like being forced to celebrate. The worst thing is how you look when you say, as if you were a demon.

hate Christmas. I hate it with all my heart.

Last year notice and without But you, children of Satan bent on harass you with "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."

This year will be different: as someone makes use of the N word or surcaré AN air and ground (sea no, it is very cold) to find a lock button that allows you to enter more.

I do not think there is, but if any would use it.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

World War Ii Navy Cruisers For Sale

Soon a new section

As stated by the title, will soon have a new section devoted to interview people in my surroundings, both physical and Internet users and may even mentally. (?)

The name still is not not even thought of, but time to time.

The first respondent has already accepted and I have two other people thought of them maybe one accepts without problems. The other did not know her personally nor have I ever spoken with her, but that does not have to be an impediment. "MSN Charlan interviewers with respondents perhaps before asking them to answer the questions?

PS: Have you noticed the many labels that I have hardly any use?

PD2: I do not even talk about the amount of sections that have been abandoned.

PD3: Sons of fruit! My comentarívoro yellow monster dies! OH MY GOD! Comment, cushions!